illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via arose186)

the-best-of-funny:

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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x

(via epic-humor)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via epic-humor)

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die)

(Source: lawebloca, via epic-humor)

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